Miley Cyrus at the End of the World
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If you told me that I would be starting a new blog in 2025 I would ask you "What happened to my Livejournal?". I'd be extra confused if you told me my first post would be about the adult Hannah Montana.
But here I am. We are more than a decade beyond the "Wrecking Ball" horniness of Bangerz and fully into her... Abba Doom Jazz era? It's a bit Dark Star by David Bowie but just as much "Winner Takes All" and Agentha assembling her IKEA furniture alone. Peddling in those opposites seems like a good commercial strategy when the world is all like this. I look forward to the rest of the record getting released. Just disappointed I quit cigarettes a decade ago, Miley makes them sound cool again. Thanks for the suggestion, Chris.